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hello and welcome to where nobody knows. we are a futuristic site based around the royal families and the united states government. it is the year 2050 and for the last 38 years the world has been, surprisingly, calm. this is only a facade, however, as the united states of america has been plotting. unbeknownst to the rest of the world, the americans had begun to pick off the publicly irrelevant royal families. cairo and kenya were the first two to go, after which families with power were disarmed rapidly and effortlessly by the americans. for more information make sure you read the plot. make sure you register in a first and last name in all caps!